Yes, because some sad sap is gonna come along and be all like hating on my spelling and junk. First, I am horrible at spelling, Second, my stupid weebly app doesn't correct anything. Like, anything. And also I never proof read my posts so yes, there shall be mistakes, why? Because WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS, YOU FEEL? I've heard Star Wars was amazing, can't wait to see it on Moday! We're on break! Yayayayayayayayayaya. Cgi and I are friends ish now. WFW IS IN LIKE FIVE DAYS. I feel like I had a main point to thid whole post and there was something I was gonna tell you my winners....Oh yeah! Also, when I go back and read my spelling mistakes they are quite comical. I think I am becoming...a........directioner. I am 100% sure I spelled that wrong. CARLOS POSTED A VIDEO OF HIM AND HIS WIFE IN THE CAR LISTENING TO BIG TIME RUSHHH
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I found my title for this post very clever. Why you ask? Because......we watched Finding Nemo in french today! Well other than my amazing blog post titles, I GOT A 90 ON MR. KAY'S TEST. AND WE WON THE BATTLE FOR GEORGIA! I was going to make a post yesterday but I was tired and gnome queen didn't post so I feel like automatically I didn't have to make one. MY LITTLE SPENCBABY MADE IT TO THE TOP THREE. I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE SPENCBABY. "CAN I GET JOE'S NUMBER?" Oh magic eight ball...Mrs Lewis: All hail the magic conuch! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is creepy. STAR WARS IS SO SOON. More on my story? *live studio audience says of course, yes blogs have live studio audiebces, that's a thing now because I said it is* The next day I saw her in the hallway, another akward wave. "Hi Nate! Are we friends now, I think we're friends now. I mean, I've been nice to you for three whole days!" She says to Nate when walking by in the hallway. "Yeah Mabel, only THREE DAYS." "But I'm doing pretty good. Oh hi! Wait, you don't like me. How come?" She begins to talk to me. "Because you broke Lyle's heart!" I say trying to defend him. She and her friend and look at each and proceed to die with laughter as they walked down the hallway. I see her again at lunch, cleaning tables as always. "Why don't you like me?" I stare at her and don't reply. "Oh so your're not talking either, okay, that's fun." "Just why? Why did you do it?" "What? Lyle?" "Yeah why did you break his heart?" "Umm, he didn't seem to care to much when it happened." "But he did care." "Well he didn't tell me! Then again I deleted his contact..." She trails off, then with all of her confidence she says: "I'm going to get you to like me." And with that she turned and was gone. HE DID NOT WEAR THAT HIDIOUS GREEN, FELT, SUIT. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS FASHION CHOICE.
Hi! Greetings from Jasmine the great. I HAD LIKE 20 VISITORS YESTERDAY FOR LIKE NO REASON. I saw Andrew making dat minimun wage! He was refilling the shake machine. So this totally interesting story idea popped into my head so I shall write the beginning of it near the end of this post. How's life? Good? Great. Who is mms artly? They are just weird. Did Sherlock check my blog? If he wanted to find anything interesting he would have to go back quite a few posts, feast posts, and a couple other random ones. Find the video for Dylan O'brien's funniest moments. HIM TALKING ABOUT CHICKEN AND WANTING TO BE A SHERIFF IS THE CUTEST THING ON THIS EARTH I TELL YOU. Paryers for everyone talking their mid-terms all thid week! Okay, story time! My new fab-tab-ulous story that I just started writing like right now.
She talked to me again today. I've heard she's mean, but she was kind of nice. The first conversation we had went a little like this: "Aren't you the girl who dated my friend Lyle? Why'd you dump him?" "Yeah. Don't know, don't care." "Wow, your're mean." "Hey thanks man." and went on with her table cleaning. Today, today, the conversation started with a weird look and a wave. She was standing there, in a half annoyed, half pondering as she waited for her friend. I'm not sure if I looked over at her first, or vis versa, but she saw me looking at her and gave me an akward wave. I waved back, a little confused. My experisson showed it too. I guess after that interesting interaction she decided she needed to walk over and clarifiy whatever that was. "I always see you sitting at the table all by yourself, and I always feel bad. But I see you and Joey, you two loners, found each other and you have a friend now." When she sees me I'm always alone because all of my friends are in the lunch line so since I bring my lunch, I'm the first person to sit down. Joey brought his lunch today, so I wasn't alone when she saw me. From the sound of things her and Joey know each pretty well to make fun of one another. "You just see me when none of my friends are here yet." "Well, okay. Bye!" She and her friend leave laughing in a brisk way and right before they opened thr door to leave she yells "I like your socks!" I turn to Joey. "What's her name?" but in taneli's case, she cannot. Mr. Kay said we were arch enemies, and we both wore table clothes. Mrs. drought is a smart one and no more glitter for me and hallie. DYLAN O'BRIEN
My mom got me two of those little turtle braclets that I have seen around. One stands for Classy and the other one stands for Bold. It is so me. Therefore, I love them. Anyone Lorriebells is great, go get some legit custard bro. "MADISON TAYLOR NAULT RYHMES WITH SALT." HELLOO DYLAN AS STILES IN TEENWOLF AND THOMAS IN MAZE RUNNER. Must. Read. Maze Runner. I LOVE YOU DYLAN O'BRIEN. I LOVE YOU SONIA FOR WASTING THE WHOLE PERIOD OF SCIENCE GOOGLING RANDOM THINGS. Today was a fairy tail. "I painted that." My mom got me two of those little turtle braclets that I have seen around. One stands for Classy and the other one stands for Bold. It is so me. Therefore, I love them. Anyone Lorriebells is great, go get some legit custard bro. "MADISON TAYLOR NAULT RYHMES WITH SALT." HELLOO DYLAN AS STILES IN TEENWOLF AND THOMAS IN MAZE RUNNER. Must. Read. Maze Runner. I LOVE YOU DYLAN O'BRIEN. I LOVE YOU SONIA FOR WASTING THE WHOLE PERIOD OF SCIENCE GOOGLING RANDOM THINGS. Today was a fairy tail. "I painted that."
GNOME QUEEN HAS BEEN MENTIONED THANK YOU. So I was sitting casually at a computer with Izzy fodizzel in Lang arts and junk, and my computer won't turn on! So what do I do? I have to go to another computer......only one open? The one next to Braden. Haha. Yay. *siren goes off* THAT'LL BE MY VERISON OF "cause she said so" IF YOU WANT A BLOG NAME SUMBIT TO ME *will make a seperate page for it* IT'LL BE LIKE THR ROYAL ORDER OF THE HOLY MACKERAL WHERE YOU CAN SAY YOUR A MEMBER OR IN THIS CASE A WINNER. Okay, I'm good now. Oh yes! Braden's blog nickname......Turtle Origami! I think I spelled that right....well anyway he is actually pretty nice and knows how to work Micorsoft Word, so yeah. I GOT COLORFUL RUBBER BANDS. When drum line was playing outside Z3 aka Like a Rock and Cgi were next to each other. That would be an interesting conversation. Oh how my mind travels. GNOME QUEEN HAS BEEN MENTIONED THANK YOU. So I was sitting casually at a computer with Izzy fodizzel in Lang arts and junk, and my computer won't turn on! So what do I do? I have to go to another computer......only one open? The one next to Braden. Haha. Yay. *siren goes off* THAT'LL BE MY VERISON OF "cause she said so" IF YOU WANT A BLOG NAME SUMBIT TO ME *will make a seperate page for it* IT'LL BE LIKE THR ROYAL ORDER OF THE HOLY MACKERAL WHERE YOU CAN SAY YOUR A MEMBER OR IN THIS CASE A WINNER. Okay, I'm good now. Oh yes! Braden's blog nickname......Turtle Origami! I think I spelled that right....well anyway he is actually pretty nice and knows how to work micorsoft
yo yo yo. About to get good up in this hood. -lyle quote. STAR WARS IS SO CLOSEEEEEE. "Creepy. Is that all?" "Actually it is all."
I LOVE THE INTERNSHIP AND STUART SO MUCH. "Gonna give you the wiz waz, I'm Lyle what you see is what you get, been working at the goog for about four years, done seven projis." Projis. That is all.
HELLOOOOOOOO. MABEL HERE. Mr. Kay: "oh hey [insert my first and last name]" me: "hey Mr. Kay! What's.....what's that on your tie?" Mr. Kay: "oh they're whales (attememps to make whale pun)" me: "that's kinda preppy." Mr. Kay "wow I just cannot please you, I have to many shoes, I'm preppy, I just can't win." MABELLAND: PERFECTION, BUT BETTER. I MADE YODA SODA. It was pretty good. And I got new mascara! Star Wars the dark side line, there is like ten different ones you can get. Oh and a Whale braclet. Yes, I sercretly like whales, but on ties? Come on that's just preppy. Me: Goes to put on shoe, five dollar bill falls out. "Hey money!" Mom at Kroger: "To Legit to quit." me: "mom, mom. Stop. Stop now." Sam explaining the whole thing between cassie and evan in the fifth wave was honestly the funniest but most actuate thing I've heard all day. Me: walks into walker room. stands there. Me laughing cause I said I was listening to Snoop Dog. Conner: (he brings this up all the time) Jasmine can laugh at anything Me: That's not true. Conner: Jasmine Me: Yeah? *looks at conner* *starts laughing* Me: this one part of your hair is sticking up like "woosh" and you look like the blonde nerdy kid from Meet The Robinsons with you know that spiky hair. *Jules, Allie, Isabella all agree* Conner says something to Jules about _____ liking her. Jules: yeah I know he likes me. *light bulb explodes in my head* me: OH MY DEAR I JUST REALIZED AND THE U AND THE E IN AND THE BRASS INSTUMENT HE LIKES AND YEA, AND YOU KNEW WHEN YOU SO OH MAKES SENSE. Everyone: Jasmine, again please? Me: *makes just about as much sense as when I explained it the first time, says it extremly fast just like the first time* Some how Conner understands now. Conner: *explains to everyone else* Me: *still listening to snoop dog and Big Time Rush* *wearing star wars force awakens shirt* Price: are you going to go see the movie? Me: what? what did he say I'm confused. Conner: *extremly slowly* You. Me: yeah. Conner: *still extremly slowly* going. to. see. the. movie. on. your. shirt. when. it. comes. out? Me: oh yea! Conner: Jasmine can say a million things a minute but needs people to explain things to her in slow motion. Allie: Yeah I can barly understand her when she gets going on something Conner: everybody is already confused by the time she takes a breath to start talking. Me: yeah it's like my mouth opens and, rainbow. Allie and Isabella: A rainbow? Maybe not a rainbow, more like alphabet soup. Conner: Jasmine has her own language. Me: Yea I know, Jasinese. "walkers are now dissmissed at this time, walkers are dissmissed." Umm that would be me. When you go to the bookstore and they have your own future in a action figure set This is Kroger. The dog. I named him this because, he was chilling in the Kroger parking lot. Stay chill Kroger. pretty much my life I LOVE YOU DAVID YES RINGER when all your dreams are coming true. ⬆ YES RINGER YES RINGER This is Kroger. The dog. I named him this because, he was chilling in the Kroger parking lot. Stay chill Kroger. pretty much my life This is Kroger. The dog. I named him this because, he was chilling in the Kroger parking lot. Stay chill Kroger. pretty much my life This is Kroger. The dog. I named him this because, he was chilling in the Kroger parking lot. Stay chill Kroger. This is Kroger. The dog. I named him this because, he was chilling in the Kroger parking lot. Stay chill Kroger.
Ah! so much to tell, so much to tell! So Mr. Kay has comfirmed he has more than seven pairs if shoes....SEVEN! I'm sorry, that is normal for a girl, a guy....not so much. THE 5TH WAVE AND INFINITE SEA ARE THE TWO BEST BOOKS EVER. THE MOVIE COMES OUT JANUARY 15! RINGER IS ME. BEN IS ME. RAZOR IS ME. Shout out to the 40 people who continue to check my blog even though I have not made a post in a million years, but I remotely have my life together at the moment so I do believe daily posts going to be happening. OH MY DEAR STAR WARS IS CLOSE. OH MY DEAR CARLOS GOT VOTED OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS. OH MY DEAR BINDI WON. OH MY DEAR JOE PASSED OUT AND GOT VOTED OFF. OH MY DEAR AHSOKA HAS BEAST MODE ON REBELS. OH MY DEAR THAT IS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING I NEED TO GET OF MY CHEST. That's a lie there is way more stuff that will come to me later. OH MY DEAR GRAVITY FALLS IS ENDING. OH MY DEAR REBELS IS RENEWED FOR A NEW SEASON. See told you. OH MY DEAR I GOT NEW TAYLOR SWIFT SHOES. OH MY DEAR I HAVE A DEEP LOVE FOR CHESS NOW THANKS TO RINGER. Did I telk you about how I love David Tennant even more now? HE VOICED ONE OF MY FAVORITE CLONE WARS CHARACTERS AND WON AN EMMY FOR IT. I made Bossk brownies tonight. They were good. I'm going to try to post some photos....."Your great, but I'm better." -An Izzy Fodizzel Quote Truly beatiful My Black Friday Experience:
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